Look—we have had this discussion before—I thought I was quite clear in regards to this issue, however, I see you persist to ignore my demands. I am thus once again sending you a decease and desist order that you NOT publish pictures of me before my first cup of coffee without my prior approval. Beware—you have been warned for the final time!!!
darn—joke ruined cause it should say Cease and Desist order—!!!
(Joke totally NOT ruined, because I read past the “error” and laughed out loud enough to startle muttley.)
I am afraid. Very afraid. However, I will not cow to your threats. I will cleave to the protections of the whatever-amendment-it-is^ that grants freedom to the press and freedom of expression and freedom to photograph dinosaurs and whatever other freedoms will protect me from your pre-coffee wrath.
*reaches out with steaming cup of java*
There… isn’t that better?
^Hey, I wasn’t born here, didn’t study it in school. I could look it up, but I’m lazy.
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